my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart
That was wild from start to finish
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better
Literally what’s happening in texas right now. Its ridiculous but i’m not complaining.
TRY LIVING IN OHIO THE WEATHER CHANGES ON BASICALLY AN HOURLY BASIS THE RULES OF PHYSICS AND NATURE DO NOT APPLY AND WE ALWAYS GO TO SCHOOL HALP